wow. i have not updated in like a year. hopefully everyone reads my blog,because this thing is pretty barren. like a desert. like a jenovious amount of deserts. not to be confused with dessert, unless you are making some. if so, please deliver.
currently, you should know, that i have the mcdonald's theme song stuck in my head. perhaps this is because last night we had a social called 'bags of burgers' which involved six large paper receptacles of said food. it was most enjoyable.
this is so incredibly random. it is 11:31 pm. perhaps i should post some sort of list. yes! a list, i say!
how about, top seven pet peeves of all times. ready?
go:
1. loud eaters. this is just sick. and close your mouth while you're at it. this also goes for gum chewers. beware. i will pull that junk out of your mouth.
2. drivers who do not signal when changing lanes. LADY! i will punch you in the face.
3. charm. really. i'm serious. there are many a fair lady who use this for evil. come on...a woman who fears God, is to be praised. nuff said.
4. junior high internet lingo. this should actually be at the top, numero uno, on my list. i absolutely can not stand this. if you EVER have to send me a text message, never write LOL or 8 instead of 'ate'.
5. which brings me to: TEXT MESSAGING/aol/etc. if you IM me and you live in the same town, i will burn your computer down. woah. just kidding, there. it's 11:34 and apparently i become the hulk at this time. but really, just come over to my house. there's no need to IM me from just a few blocks over. or whatever.
6. those people who say "God" or "Lord" after every sentence while praying. yes, God wants us to tell Him who He is. but it's very difficult, sam, to pay attention, sam, when you are always using His name, sam, and saying different things, sam, like about your day, sam, or asking for things, sam, and then maybe giving thanks, sam. ok, sam?
7. i can't really think of a seventh thing. i generally love people whole heartedly, no matter what i tell you. honestly, it is with my every desire to hate crowds and hate being social...but God has transformed me into something new, who cares deeply for the human race. wouldn't it be just easier if we didn't care at all? ugh. i freakin' love people. :)
well, before i become too introspective and write some crazy late night post, i bid you farewell.
cheers! | 
